This website hasn’t updated in a while, for the simple reason that it was frankly a joke to begin with and, more importantly, I don’t go out that often, and, contrary to the name of the website, I don’t always get stuff with Ranch in it. So, I’ve pretty much been out of restaurants to review for a while. As such, in the interest of producing more content, in my fourth post I am introducing a brand new series: Ranch Food Reviews. (Creative title, I know.) Compared to the three metrics used for restaurants, this series will review specific food products under two metrics: Quality of Ranch, how well the food replicates the flavor of ranch; and Quality of Food, how good the food tastes as a whole. These will both be scored out of five, and both will be added together to get the total score out of ten.
The first food under the glass in this series is, as the title suggests, Snyder’s of Hanover Buttermilk Ranch Pretzel Pieces. These are absolutely amazing. The flavoring powder is essentially just ranch powder. As such, the pretzels basically just taste like ranch with the consistency of pretzel pieces. The end result is a must have snack for any true ranch fan. Or untrue ranch fan.
Quality of Ranch: 5.0/5.0
Quality of Food: 5.0/5.0
Total Score: 10.0/10.0
Other Ranch-Flavored Pretzel Snacks are available, probably.